The mere thoughts that reside in my mind.
Published on June 23, 2005 By only a shadow In Health & Medicine
I dislocated my thumb at practice yesterday. I don’t think I have ever said that many profane words in a row too…

We were kicking the soccer ball around with tennis shoes on. Well, being the dumb ass that I am, I slipped over the ball. Doing that, I fell with all my weight on my poor little thumb. It popped out of socket and the rest of my body fell to the ground, particularly on my knee. I cursed… a lot… and rolled it back in place. Dammit to hell, it hurts like a mother fucker.

Then, to make things all better, I had to go to karate right after conditioning. The black belts are thinking about promoting me… so one of them, John, was looking at my catas and goes, “Why aren’t you making a fist…” I said, “I just dislocated my thumb at practice 30 minutes ago. He responds with a nod.

It hurts so bad… worse than I thought a dislocated finger would feel.


~Shadow

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