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Published on April 17, 2005 By only a shadow In Pets & Nature
This is just a warning for everyone who puts out bird feeders during the spring, summer and fall: don’t kill the birds.

By not cleaning out the feeders once a month, you could allow salmonella to breed in the seed and poison all of the birds (especially Nyjer seeds, which have a high oil content). If that doesn’t phase you, then if your dog or cat gnaws at the diseased bird… they could get it too. And in turn, they could give it to you. So if you see a dead bird in your yard; get off your lazy ass, put on rubber gloves, and dispose of it! Because if I see it, I’ll throw it through your damn window!

Clean out the birdbaths and put in fresh water, everyday… the hot water is just a nesting ground for bacteria. And then, the poor birds who don’t know the difference between an ant and their own shit will drink and bathe in the contaminated water! Help them out a little, OK?

To clean out the feeders, just use 1-part bleach in 9 parts of water… works like a dandy.

Do everyone a favor; don’t kill the birds. I don’t like to take a walk in the morning only to see dead birds lined up down the damn sidewalk.

~Shadow

Comments
on Apr 17, 2005
I have to do this with my poultry...they like to track their own shit in their water and I have to clean it out all the damn time...stupid bastards.

~Zoo
on Apr 17, 2005
What about if we eat them after we kill them, then is it ok to kill them?
on Apr 17, 2005
Hey good advice there. We have a few nice bird feeders throughout our yard, and my son and I got really into birding last summer. I never thought of salmonella but anytime it rains we always dump out the wet seeds and replace it with dry seeds. We only have I think 2 smaller feeders that need to be checked. The other feeders we have are sheltered from the rain. If it's windy when it rains we have to replace some it it, but whatever. We compare it to us having to eat a grilled cheese sandwich which was submerged in water. Soggy and gross. So we like to keep them more safe than sorry. I think a lot of people think of it as 'well they're only wild house sparrows (actually Weaver Finches from Europe) so whatever, natural selection blah blah...'. I don't care much for people like that. I'm waiting to see a Blue Jay but doubt I will here, though they are spotted from time to time, assuming the people aren't full of crap.
on Apr 18, 2005
nice to see that somebody cares...
on Apr 18, 2005
Ok Mr. Bassette, go ahead and eat a bird infected with some disease.... Yummy.

~Shadow
on Apr 18, 2005
what can those of us who have salmon feeders do to prevent birdella?